just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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