Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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