Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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