I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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