He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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