I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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