So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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