You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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