Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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