The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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