11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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