My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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