Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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