If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize