JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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