Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Threesome in a minivan. New low
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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