If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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