My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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