I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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