Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
