Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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