The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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