but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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