god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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