Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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