Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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