What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize
