Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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