high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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