someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
tell me about the fingering
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