He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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