How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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