You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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