Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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