The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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