It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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