ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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