Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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