I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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