"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
