I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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