why didn't you poke me back
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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