So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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