Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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