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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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