I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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