would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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