The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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