I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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