Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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