if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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