we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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